it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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