Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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