I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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