Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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