you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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