I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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