Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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