I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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