He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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