Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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