weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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