Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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