the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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