alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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