Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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