For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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