I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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