I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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