i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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