everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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