do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
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go home
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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