But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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