I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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