You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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