I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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