mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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