i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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