..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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