That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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