i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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