i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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