She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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