Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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