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i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Life without a bra equals bliss.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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