I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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