the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
my liver is dry heaving
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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