I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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