So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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