I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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