You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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