let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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