are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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