I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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