It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Blow job season was short but glorious.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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