This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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