well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
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