so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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