just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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