He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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