Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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