Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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