do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that's an acceptable place to lick
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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