no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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