the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
