If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
It's blow job season.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize
